♫ “I’m an old cowhand, from the Rio Grande, but my legs ain’t bowed, and my cheeks ain’t tanned….” ♫

Tim Hargis reportedly “runs” 200 beef cattle on his “fourth-generation family ranch” in Hindsville, Arkansas. The writer, who has been falsely accused by Hargis’s immediate and extended family of sexual aggression, stalking, and posing a violent threat; temporarily denied possession of firearms (of which he has never owned any); sued while one parent was in chemotherapy; sued again while the other starved to death; sued to be imprisoned (twice), etc., was an aspirant children’s humorist who has been a vegetarian since he was 16. Allegations against the writer by Tiffany Hargis, who testified in 2013 that she was in psychiatric care, were dismissed in 2018 in their entirety.

Timothy Hargis, father of my false accuser of over a decade, apparently retired from his post as a Springdale, Arkansas First…